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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

No way

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

Which sunscreen cream is best for oily skin?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

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Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

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Thumbs down again.

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is the reasoning behind conspiracy theorists claiming that there were multiple shooters involved in the JFK assassination?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Then came..

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

What firsthand information do you have on prisoner-on-prisoner sexual abuse/rape?

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Next, they tried...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

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